Sir, Someone Stole the Sleeves Off Your Shirt

Under no circumstances should a man ever wear only a tank top out of the house.

Do you hear me?

UNDER. NO. CIRCUMSTANCES.

This guy gets two punches because he actually layered his white wife beater with a navy blue one.

Dude, that look is for chicks.

Yeah, two punches in the face and a "you know why!"

Are You Freaking Kidding Me?

OMG - this guy needs to be punched in the face for a variety of reasons - the least of which is that he is driving a bright yellow car.

The most important reason is because he blew through a red light today and almost hit me! When Tyler came to a complete stop (after me slamming on my brakes) we were only like 5 inches from this car. Then what does the driver do?

Hits the gas and keeps driving.

Sir, you almost hit me and at least one other vehicle, after running a red light that had been red for at least 4 seconds. I hope you had a REALLY bad day!