Dear Readers,
As there are times when I get very busy and can not always share with you the millions of people in the world who need to be punched in the face, I have invited a guest author to join me in this endeavor.
Please welcome, un platano. She may not be as funny as I am, but she will post pictures and commentary. Treat her well!
Love,
Airplane
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Another List
I am really slacking on the picture taking for this blog, but I have encountered a number of people who need to be punched in the face recently and it would be rude of me not to share.
1. Anyone who drinks White Russians. No explanation needed.
2. Girls who wear red cowboy boots thinking that it is cool. If you think you are a real cowgirl, DO NOT EVER put a pair of red cowboy boots on past the age of like nine. And whatever you do - do not lift them onto the dinner table to show everyone!
3. The women who sat behind me at Wicked yesterday and thought that they were at a sporting event. Literally, the one woman would whistle randomly in the middle of the play. And at intermission, we went to use the restroom and when we returned one of them had her shoes up and her feet up on the seat. Excuse me, you are not in your living room, get some class.
1. Anyone who drinks White Russians. No explanation needed.
2. Girls who wear red cowboy boots thinking that it is cool. If you think you are a real cowgirl, DO NOT EVER put a pair of red cowboy boots on past the age of like nine. And whatever you do - do not lift them onto the dinner table to show everyone!
3. The women who sat behind me at Wicked yesterday and thought that they were at a sporting event. Literally, the one woman would whistle randomly in the middle of the play. And at intermission, we went to use the restroom and when we returned one of them had her shoes up and her feet up on the seat. Excuse me, you are not in your living room, get some class.
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