Excuse Me, Sir, You Missed a Few Buttons.

Oh, you also missed the sign that said, "2010." Ok - first of all, thank you for unbuttoning your shirt to the middle of your chest so that I could fully appreciate your hairiness. Second of all, are the stripes on that shirt shiny and gold? Oh Lord, help me - I'm going to swoon.

Grow Up

This picture was captured at a Clay Walker concert a couple of weeks ago. These two women pushed their way up to the stage so that they could stand there and make inappropriate gestures at the band members. I am not kidding you. I was embarrassed for them! It was ridiculous! I wish this picture fully illustrated their faces - you would want to punch them too!

Somewhere Down In Texas

We were at a concert in a Texas dance hall when we found these ladies. First of all, if a female is going to wear a cowboy hat, she needs to at least get it shaped correctly. Second, females shouldn't wear cowboy hats unless they are working. And even then, I'm skeptical. But what I really want to know is - where can I get one of those shiny shirts that I can tie under my boobs like it is 1996 again?