This Is Getting Out Of Hand

For the love of all that is good and holy...Pet Photos with the Easter Bunny?

Fifteen dollars???

I think I'm going to be sick...

Excuse Me, Sir, You Missed a Few Buttons.

Oh, you also missed the sign that said, "2010." Ok - first of all, thank you for unbuttoning your shirt to the middle of your chest so that I could fully appreciate your hairiness. Second of all, are the stripes on that shirt shiny and gold? Oh Lord, help me - I'm going to swoon.

Grow Up

This picture was captured at a Clay Walker concert a couple of weeks ago. These two women pushed their way up to the stage so that they could stand there and make inappropriate gestures at the band members. I am not kidding you. I was embarrassed for them! It was ridiculous! I wish this picture fully illustrated their faces - you would want to punch them too!

Somewhere Down In Texas

We were at a concert in a Texas dance hall when we found these ladies. First of all, if a female is going to wear a cowboy hat, she needs to at least get it shaped correctly. Second, females shouldn't wear cowboy hats unless they are working. And even then, I'm skeptical. But what I really want to know is - where can I get one of those shiny shirts that I can tie under my boobs like it is 1996 again?

Hillbilly Crazies

Diddy, O'Connor and I attended the County Republican Party meeting last weekend and below is a small sample of what we encountered...

O'Connor found these folks. This baby was not secure in this contraption. Her head was bouncing all over and she was nearly suffocating. In 8 years she is probably going to be a member of the Home School TARS, poor kid.

If you need me to tell you what is wrong with this picture, there is no hope for you. I will do it anyway, but I hope you're only reading for entertainment, and not information.

Sir, you are going bald. Growing what hair you do have long, does not make up for the fact that you have none on top. And, in other news, the rat tail braid went out when I was in fourth grade. Actually, it wasn't even cool then, and was really only paired with Raiders gear in my home town.

Come On, Man

Some things are just too much for me to handle. For instance when people do not know the difference between your and you're. Or to, two, and too. I understand that we all get mixed up every now and then, but really? You didn't have someone proofread your professional website? I wish I could get my money back.

I Drink YOUR Milkshake!

While in San Diego last week, Banana ventured into Ben & Jerry's for some ice cream. These guys are raping people with their prices!

$7.89 for a milkshake??

I only have one question for them...

AMERICAN?