And Things?

Alright, this picture was submitted by a friend. Let's just break this down really quickly, starting from the top of the sign, moving left to right.

1. Pete's Place is in Greek font, so we are assuming that perhaps we will find Greek food inside?
2. Eggs? I am sure the Greeks eat eggs, but I don't think that it is their specialty.
3. WTF is in that martini glass? And why a martini glass? I didn't think martinis were a breakfast drink and eggs are definitely breakfast food. I would have gone with a mimosa or perhaps a Bloody Mary...
4. Oh, wait - burgers? I get it - maybe eggs for breakfast, burgers for lunch?
5. The KICKER: & things??? There should never be such a general statement on a restaurant's tag line, but if it is necessary "and more" is probably the best choice. Things? Do you even know what that conjures up in my mind??

Perhaps there is a reason the parking lot is empty, but the sign says "OPEN."

I almost forgot - in case you are in a hurry - Pete will serve your eggs and martinis through his drive-thru. Wait - how does that work if the handicap parking is in the way?



Nevermind all of this - I have come to the conclusion that Pete is using this place to wash his mafia drug money. That gives "things" a whole new meaning...