A Slight Twist

Shout out to O'Connor for submitting this photo!

Opposite of the other people who appear on this blog, the person who drove their Rascal to the market and parked in the handicap spot is immune from ever getting a punch in the face.

Well played, sir. Well played.

Excuse Me, Sir, Could You Press the Button For Me?

There are really no words.

But I will think twice before drinking out of a drinking fountain again.

If You Have to Advertise It...

I am not opposed to personalized license plates. Especially clever ones. However, this is not clever and it is not cute. And really, sexy lips? Give me a break. It reminds me of the picture that started this blog - if you have to put it on your car, there may be a problem...

Halloween?

The only explanation that I can come up with for this (and it certainly isn't a reasonable one) is that she dressed as a rooster for Halloween and got a little too into it.

Or else she has no friends or family and a blind hairstylist. 

Because surely someone would tell her that this look is not good on anyone!

Oversize Load?

Sir, this would not be an oversize load if you would have put the pop-out back in before embarking on your adventure.

The Definition of Luv!

I knew that Southwest Airlines and I were meant for each other! Thanks, La Ranchita, for the submission!

Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

Now I'm sure that none of you need me to tell you what is wrong here, but I will anyway.

First of all, my SIL visited Arkansas for a work event and encountered these nice young ladies during her time there.

Above you will find a VERY classy girl who has decided that she couldn't properly see what was happening on stage from her spot on the ground, so she had to climb onto her boyfriend's shoulders and display, for everyone behind her, the mostly over-played butterfly tramp stamp.

Below, you will find a girl that took "Gone Country" a little too far. To begin with, she is wearing a plaid shirt, belted at the waist, with cowboy boots. I am trying to determine if she has a pair of white shorty-shorts under that shirt - not that it would make it ok, but then at least she wouldn't be on the verge of showing everyone her private parts. I have recently decided that a true country girl can get away with wearing cowboy boots with a cute skirt or dress. However, I do not believe now, nor will I ever, that it is acceptable to wear cowboy boots with shorts. Especially if I am not sure if you are wearing shorts.