I-8 and the RB man

Recently while driving on Interstate 8 between Dateland and Gila Bend we drove past a man who was probably 250 pounds, wearing an orange reflective vest and a camelBak on the side of the road. What was he doing you ask? Oddly enough he was slowly rollerblading. I wanted a picture so badly to show you but unfortunately as he navigated around rocks, blown out tires and rumble strips we breezed by at 80mph. What got my attention to even notice him was the trailer car that was following him...the little construction orange light on the back of the hyundai suv caught my eye just quickly enough to see this man awkwardly attempting a RB trip across America or Arizona. I do wonder why he was doing it, it was 115 degrees for sure and did not look like fun. I was hoping to find him on the internet and the reasoning behind this trip like raising money for cancer or something like that. If that is the case the debate will still be on if he deserves a punch in the face or not...however if this is for Ripley's or pride a punch shall be given.

Birds...

I don't know if you can see it - but in the back seat of this car is a bird in its cage. I don't think you need me to tell you why these people are on this blog.

However, you may need me to tell you that if you have a bird as a pet, you need to be punched in the face! Birds are dirty, nasty creatures that are lucky I allow them to live in nature. In my house? Now that would be insanity.

Are You Feeling Purple?

There are a lot of people who should be punched in the face for this:

1. The person who made those purple pants. Even on a girl they would be unacceptable.
2. The shopper who purchased the pants to sell in their store.
3. The mother who bought these for her son. Then let him wear them with matching shoes to the grocery store today.
4. The kid who put them on.

Honestly, people.

1982 Called

As if it isn't bad enough that she put her hair in a side pony - she used 5000 bobby pins to secure it.

(Sidenote: it is ok to wear a side pony when attending a Journey/Heart concert or any other 80s concert.)

A Guest Author!

Dear Readers,

As there are times when I get very busy and can not always share with you the millions of people in the world who need to be punched in the face, I have invited a guest author to join me in this endeavor.

Please welcome, un platano. She may not be as funny as I am, but she will post pictures and commentary. Treat her well!

Love,
Airplane

Another List

I am really slacking on the picture taking for this blog, but I have encountered a number of people who need to be punched in the face recently and it would be rude of me not to share.

1. Anyone who drinks White Russians. No explanation needed.

2. Girls who wear red cowboy boots thinking that it is cool. If you think you are a real cowgirl, DO NOT EVER put a pair of red cowboy boots on past the age of like nine. And whatever you do - do not lift them onto the dinner table to show everyone!

3. The women who sat behind me at Wicked yesterday and thought that they were at a sporting event. Literally, the one woman would whistle randomly in the middle of the play. And at intermission, we went to use the restroom and when we returned one of them had her shoes up and her feet up on the seat. Excuse me, you are not in your living room, get some class.

Not Pictured

1. Anyone who wears spandex past the age of 7 outside of the gym. And some people who wear it at the gym.

2. Everyone who was at the Denver and Phoenix Airports on June 7, 2009.

3. The guy in the Fry's parking lot who was carrying his baby into the store, walking very slowly in the middle of the road even when he noticed that there was a car coming.