Foreshadowing?

As I mentioned on my other blog - Sissy moved into a new house recently. The house sits on a cul-de-sac. So about three days after moving in the woman who lives two doors down put a flyer on all of the doors of the cul-de-sac inviting them to a BBQ. Only, she refers to it a little differently... Should Sissy be concerned about drinking the kool-aid?

Pizza Delivery?

I know that Domino's recently revamped their pizza, but I don't think it is THAT good.

Some Things Shouldn't Be *Hearted*

The car that had this on the window had some kind of baton twirling sticker/magnet on every window and every side of the vehicle.

Do people really *heart* baton twirling? Really? I'm laughing hysterically.

Sir, Someone Stole the Sleeves Off Your Shirt

Under no circumstances should a man ever wear only a tank top out of the house.

Do you hear me?

UNDER. NO. CIRCUMSTANCES.

This guy gets two punches because he actually layered his white wife beater with a navy blue one.

Dude, that look is for chicks.

Yeah, two punches in the face and a "you know why!"

Are You Freaking Kidding Me?

OMG - this guy needs to be punched in the face for a variety of reasons - the least of which is that he is driving a bright yellow car.

The most important reason is because he blew through a red light today and almost hit me! When Tyler came to a complete stop (after me slamming on my brakes) we were only like 5 inches from this car. Then what does the driver do?

Hits the gas and keeps driving.

Sir, you almost hit me and at least one other vehicle, after running a red light that had been red for at least 4 seconds. I hope you had a REALLY bad day!

There Is Such a Thing as A Stupid Question

I was at the gas station this morning filling up on my way to work. There was a woman at the kiosk who wanted to buy a bag of ice.

So the attendant asked her, "Would you like the 10 lb. or 20 lb. bag?"

And do you know what her response was?

"How big is the 20 lb. bag?"

And she asked it with a straight face.

Explanation Needed

Can someone please explain these shoes to me? 

I just don't get it.