Move, Bitch.

In case you can't see what is going on in this picture. This car is in the right lane at a red light, not turning right.

It kind of makes me wish that I could stop time, get out of my car, beat the driver up, get back in, and restart time.

If, by chance, you are the person behind this car wanting to turn right. You should get into the left lane and turn in front of them. But make sure you give them your angriest face as you pass.

Duck Hunt

I hope that the purpose of this sign was to allow hunters time to get their guns ready.

If not, someone needs a punch in the face!

This Is Why I'm Hot

I was out in Cave Creek the other night for work. That whole town is like a step back in time. And holy Hannah, the number of fake cowboys is out of control!!

But this lady won the prize.

First of all, the Native American design on the front of that shirt is AWESOME! Then she took it a step further by cutting the bottom and sleeves and stringing large plastic beads from them, creating a sound effect that will make you want to rip your ears off. And yes, she belted it.

So pretty...

Seriously?

Ok, really? The amount of money that people are spending on their pets is ridiculous! Seriously - if you have the money to take your pet to the animal dermatologist, I am willing to take some of it off of your hands!

There are really no other words...

Wrong Way, Idiot!

Nothing makes me crazier than people who pull into this gas station the wrong way! First of all, there are GIANT signs (shown above) that let you know that you should not enter. Second, the hoses of the gas pumps are long enough that if you pulled in the right way and your gas tank was on the other side, it would reach. I know this for a fact as I have done it.

So, as you can see, this girl made me crazy right off the bat. Then, she got out of her car, AT THE GAS STATION, with no shoes on. Now I'm not Diddy-Crazy about the no-shoes policy. But let's be reasonable here.

Pop A Cap

Let's start from the beginning. This is a gold high heel, in which the heel is in the form of a pistol. So the people who deserve a punch in the face for this product are as follows:

1. The person who drew up the original design.
2. The person who approved it.
3. The company who manufactured it.
4. The company who hired the purchasing agent who ordered it.
5. The store the displayed it.
6. Any person who buys it.

Seriously, folks, do I need to tell you all of the things that are wrong here? I didn't think so.

Football, Football, Hey!

I went to the Cardinals football game a couple of weeks ago and I found some examples of people who need to be punched in the face. Bad.

Seriously, who does this woman's hair? This is the worst set of "low-lights" I have ever seen. I'm pretty sure that neither of these are her natural color.

Both this woman and the person who does her hair need to be punched in the face.

And you can't really see her nails, but her nail tech should also be punched in the face!

This is the definition of White Trash!

Ok - you can't see it in the picture, but this is a Reebok halter top. And basketball shorts.

First of all, the people at Reebok should be punched in the face for making a halter top. When does anyone need an athletic halter top?

Second of all, this woman should be punched in the face for not wearing a bra with it.

And then pairing it with basketball shorts? Seriously? Seriously?

For the record, girls should never wear these shorts - they aren't attractive.