Two Wrongs...

Don't make a right.

I guess this person's mom never taught them that.

An Acceptable Dish

As I mentioned on my other blog, we celebrated Easter on Saturday with 140 of our closest relatives. 

It was a potluck lunch - the men grilled lamb chops and everyone was supposed to bring a side dish or dessert to share. 

For the most part, things went as planned.

But in the picture above you can see that someone brought a pizza (I'm pretty sure it was the microwave version).

A pizza? Really?

Do you know what the worst part of it is? Even they didn't eat it.

Shopping Buddy?

Ok, I realize that I was raised differently than others. In our home growing up, pets were outside - especially dogs. I had a brief stint with an indoor dog right after I bought my house, but he certainly was not like a child who went everywhere with me.


The lady who put her dog in her shopping cart and took it into the grocery store needs a serious punch in the face! This is not even sanitary. Gross!

Risk Taker?

If you can't read what that says, "Adrenaline Investment Corp."

Now, I understand that with great risks come great rewards, but I'm not willing to use that theory on my investments.

Just sayin'.

Disgusting

I'm still wondering what kind of person puts this sticker on their truck. And more importantly is there a woman who would then be attracted to that person and agree to ride in the vehicle?

Super Detective

I think I may have found where those pit bulldogs went...

Get Loose

First of all, I want to punch every single person who goes on the HCG diet. Especially those who do it at the recommendation of someone at a spa.

Folks, this is a hormone that makes your body think you are pregnant - this can not be good for you in the long run!

Second of all, come on man, doesn't someone check the spelling on banners before they hang them up?

Foreshadowing?

As I mentioned on my other blog - Sissy moved into a new house recently. The house sits on a cul-de-sac. So about three days after moving in the woman who lives two doors down put a flyer on all of the doors of the cul-de-sac inviting them to a BBQ. Only, she refers to it a little differently... Should Sissy be concerned about drinking the kool-aid?

Pizza Delivery?

I know that Domino's recently revamped their pizza, but I don't think it is THAT good.

Some Things Shouldn't Be *Hearted*

The car that had this on the window had some kind of baton twirling sticker/magnet on every window and every side of the vehicle.

Do people really *heart* baton twirling? Really? I'm laughing hysterically.

Sir, Someone Stole the Sleeves Off Your Shirt

Under no circumstances should a man ever wear only a tank top out of the house.

Do you hear me?

UNDER. NO. CIRCUMSTANCES.

This guy gets two punches because he actually layered his white wife beater with a navy blue one.

Dude, that look is for chicks.

Yeah, two punches in the face and a "you know why!"

Are You Freaking Kidding Me?

OMG - this guy needs to be punched in the face for a variety of reasons - the least of which is that he is driving a bright yellow car.

The most important reason is because he blew through a red light today and almost hit me! When Tyler came to a complete stop (after me slamming on my brakes) we were only like 5 inches from this car. Then what does the driver do?

Hits the gas and keeps driving.

Sir, you almost hit me and at least one other vehicle, after running a red light that had been red for at least 4 seconds. I hope you had a REALLY bad day!

There Is Such a Thing as A Stupid Question

I was at the gas station this morning filling up on my way to work. There was a woman at the kiosk who wanted to buy a bag of ice.

So the attendant asked her, "Would you like the 10 lb. or 20 lb. bag?"

And do you know what her response was?

"How big is the 20 lb. bag?"

And she asked it with a straight face.

Explanation Needed

Can someone please explain these shoes to me? 

I just don't get it.

Oh No!

I was leaving the grocery store the other day and this girl was walking in front of me.

Do those shoes/socks look familiar?

Let me give you a hint:

Yeah, she was wearing these flip flops! I was appalled!

And it was probably like 110 degrees outside  - and those "socks" are not made of a breathable material. Trust me.

Doot, Doot, Doo, Looking Out My Office Window...

O'Dub took this picture from my office window today. Moments earlier, the man you see laying on the grass under the tree walked past the window. On the concrete. Barefoot.

Besides that being disgusting it had to be uncomfortable. (Unless he has feet like Bubba with so many calluses you can't feel when someone holds fire next to your feet.)

Bounce House

For the Fourth of July I went down to Southern AZ to celebrate in small town fashion. After the parade on Sunday, there was a street fair/carnival downtown.

Where they had three bounce houses.

They were free to go in, and no one was in charge of supervision.

Whoever came up with this plan needs a really good punch between the eyes.

I almost started spanking other people's children...

Stickers...Ugh

I hate those stupid family stickers that people put on their cars.

But this one is the worst I've seen yet.

Skulls? Really?

Barefoot and Crazy!

What is with these people? Back in October of last year, I encountered a girl who needed to be punched in the face at a my local gas station.

Today, Dirty must have found her brother. Is it really that hard to put shoes on?

I mean, flips are 2 for $5 at Old Navy (which happens to be right across the street from this particular gas station).

Speaking of being barefoot, Diddy is a freak about it. He said that the header of my other blog is gross because it is a picture of my feet. He is such a weirdo.

Patterns

I'm not sure you can see it in this picture - this young lady was walking away from me and I was pushing a stroller and corralling kids while trying to take the picture.

But she is definitely wearing a striped shirt and plaid shorts.

Despite what Superfan thought when she was like 5 years old, "pink to pink" does not equal matching.

And really, the side pockets on those shorts do nothing for her hips.