Doot, Doot, Doo, Looking Out My Office Window...

O'Dub took this picture from my office window today. Moments earlier, the man you see laying on the grass under the tree walked past the window. On the concrete. Barefoot.

Besides that being disgusting it had to be uncomfortable. (Unless he has feet like Bubba with so many calluses you can't feel when someone holds fire next to your feet.)

Bounce House

For the Fourth of July I went down to Southern AZ to celebrate in small town fashion. After the parade on Sunday, there was a street fair/carnival downtown.

Where they had three bounce houses.

They were free to go in, and no one was in charge of supervision.

Whoever came up with this plan needs a really good punch between the eyes.

I almost started spanking other people's children...

Stickers...Ugh

I hate those stupid family stickers that people put on their cars.

But this one is the worst I've seen yet.

Skulls? Really?

Barefoot and Crazy!

What is with these people? Back in October of last year, I encountered a girl who needed to be punched in the face at a my local gas station.

Today, Dirty must have found her brother. Is it really that hard to put shoes on?

I mean, flips are 2 for $5 at Old Navy (which happens to be right across the street from this particular gas station).

Speaking of being barefoot, Diddy is a freak about it. He said that the header of my other blog is gross because it is a picture of my feet. He is such a weirdo.

Patterns

I'm not sure you can see it in this picture - this young lady was walking away from me and I was pushing a stroller and corralling kids while trying to take the picture.

But she is definitely wearing a striped shirt and plaid shorts.

Despite what Superfan thought when she was like 5 years old, "pink to pink" does not equal matching.

And really, the side pockets on those shorts do nothing for her hips.

Road Construction

First, an apology - I'm so sorry I have been MIA!

I know there are people out there who need our attention, but so does my job. And my sleep deprivation.

Oh, and my vacation...

But I'm back!

So here we go...

There has been a lot of road construction around my office lately.

Who am I kidding? There has been a lot of road construction in my entire life lately.

What you see in this picture is about five men who are being paid by my tax dollars, standing around a hole that piece of equipment just made in the road, screwing with my commute.

They all need to be punched in the face! Get to work! Fix the road! Let me get back to the business of living and driving freely!

Furthermore, can someone explain to me why there is always road construction going on in a million different places? Wouldn't it make more sense to have everyone work on one project, get it completed, then move to the next project?

I understand there are steps, but I know there are numerous projects out there right now all in the same step.

I'm just saying, we could maybe practice a little efficiency.