Relaxation? Right!

First of all, this lady needs to be punched in the face. No explanation necessary.

But the real culprit in this post is yoga. An astute reader of my other blog recommended this post - thanks, Cheyenne!

You can read here and here why I hate yoga so much.

But if you don't believe me, get the P90X yoga DVD and try it yourself.

HATE!

(Wow - I got a little crazy with the links today...)

A Problem....And A Solution

It makes me absolutely crazy when girls wear racerback tanks with regular bras and their straps hang out.

I mean CRAZY! They make racerback bras!

And just in case you can't afford one of those, or you refuse to buy them for whatever reason, they now make these:

And I've seen them at Walgreens - for like $9.99. Totally worth the money!

Shirtless Monday?

This submission comes to us from Match.mom. There are few things that she hates more than men in public with their shirts off. This hate is increased when they are in the driver's seat of their vehicle.

Now, it doesn't matter to Match whether of not you have the body to justify going shirtless, but I think she captured a great example of someone who REALLY should not walk out of the house without something covering himself.

And really, what is he doing?

More Stickers...

Oh yeah, at the bottom of all of those stars, that sticker says, "Bitches."

I wonder where I can get one of my own.

And, of course, we have the Playboy Bunny. What exactly does it mean if you have this sticker on your vehicle? Are you, in fact, a Playboy Bunny? Do you just read the magazine (for the articles of course)? I mean, really? What does this say about you?

Flip Flops and Socks

Dirty and I were doing a little economic stimulus of our own on Monday when we encountered this ridiculousness! Obviously you all know that socks are not to be worn with flip flops. They are not to be worn with sandals at all, just in case you were wondering. But this company has created what they called a flip sock or tube flop or something like that. It is essentially the top of a tube sock attached to a flip flop.

First of all, let me tell you that it was a logistical nightmare to get this thing on.

Second of all, it costs upwards of $30!

Are people really buying these??

Sticker Shock

There really are no words for this, but I'll try to find some... I think we have covered in earlier posts how I feel about stickers on cars. What I should really do is thank these people for just driving around and proving my point. What this sticker tells me is that the fellow who drives this Bronco likes big women (who also have late 80s/early 90s bangs). I'm just not sure you have to advertise that on the back of your vehicle.