Pallet Mover

Sir, where are you going with all of those pallets? And do you really think that it is safe to drive like that?

You Have Got To Be Kidding Me!

As you read in a previous post, I hate birds! So when Dirty, Diddy, and I were headed to Prescott for a dinner one day and we got behind this guy I almost died!

Yes, that is his pet bird on his shoulder. The cage is on the passenger seat.

I wanted more than anything for the window to roll down and the bird to escape.

It didn't happen.

More License Plate Fun

Really?

The truth is, I like a little "Dirty Pop" myself, but am I driving around advertising it? I don't think so.

And this was a business truck.

If this guy pulled up to my house to do work I would have a really hard time taking him seriously.

Now that's just funny.

Somehow, I don't think the MCSO thinks so though.

Dub Tee Eff?

Banana snapped this one in Target recently. Look closely, those are peanuts sitting on top of those boxes. And I'm pretty sure one of them has been sucked on.

Come on, people - this is disgusting.

My first question is, did you bring your own peanuts to Target?

Were you so hungry that you couldn't wait to open the bag you picked up in the grocery section?

Either way, did you suck the salt off one of them before you left it here for the unsuspecting Snuggie customer to find?

Gross.

I'm Back, Bitches!

Sorry for the absence of posts, I've been very busy.

Get ready though - it's about to get good!