Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

Now I'm sure that none of you need me to tell you what is wrong here, but I will anyway.

First of all, my SIL visited Arkansas for a work event and encountered these nice young ladies during her time there.

Above you will find a VERY classy girl who has decided that she couldn't properly see what was happening on stage from her spot on the ground, so she had to climb onto her boyfriend's shoulders and display, for everyone behind her, the mostly over-played butterfly tramp stamp.

Below, you will find a girl that took "Gone Country" a little too far. To begin with, she is wearing a plaid shirt, belted at the waist, with cowboy boots. I am trying to determine if she has a pair of white shorty-shorts under that shirt - not that it would make it ok, but then at least she wouldn't be on the verge of showing everyone her private parts. I have recently decided that a true country girl can get away with wearing cowboy boots with a cute skirt or dress. However, I do not believe now, nor will I ever, that it is acceptable to wear cowboy boots with shorts. Especially if I am not sure if you are wearing shorts.

Reader Submissions

My sister-in-law submitted some photos for the blog recently and it occurred to me that you all may be encountering folks in your world that need a punch in the face. So I thought I would give you the opportunity to submit your photos.

If you have a photo, please submit it to makeafist@live.com. Include in your email any pertinent information about the location and setting.

Buckin' Bronco

One of the things that makes me most crazy in this world is when a person walks around doing daily activities with the spurs still on their boots. It really isn't that hard to get them on and off of your shoes, and if you think it is, go ahead and just get another pair of boots so that you can change them once you put your horse back in its stall.

Considering that there was no horse tied to a hitching pole outside of Chipotle, I'm going to say that this guy didn't ride his bucking horse to pick up dinner. Therefore, he deserves a punch square in the face!

Move, Bitch.

In case you can't see what is going on in this picture. This car is in the right lane at a red light, not turning right.

It kind of makes me wish that I could stop time, get out of my car, beat the driver up, get back in, and restart time.

If, by chance, you are the person behind this car wanting to turn right. You should get into the left lane and turn in front of them. But make sure you give them your angriest face as you pass.

Duck Hunt

I hope that the purpose of this sign was to allow hunters time to get their guns ready.

If not, someone needs a punch in the face!

This Is Why I'm Hot

I was out in Cave Creek the other night for work. That whole town is like a step back in time. And holy Hannah, the number of fake cowboys is out of control!!

But this lady won the prize.

First of all, the Native American design on the front of that shirt is AWESOME! Then she took it a step further by cutting the bottom and sleeves and stringing large plastic beads from them, creating a sound effect that will make you want to rip your ears off. And yes, she belted it.

So pretty...

Seriously?

Ok, really? The amount of money that people are spending on their pets is ridiculous! Seriously - if you have the money to take your pet to the animal dermatologist, I am willing to take some of it off of your hands!

There are really no other words...

Wrong Way, Idiot!

Nothing makes me crazier than people who pull into this gas station the wrong way! First of all, there are GIANT signs (shown above) that let you know that you should not enter. Second, the hoses of the gas pumps are long enough that if you pulled in the right way and your gas tank was on the other side, it would reach. I know this for a fact as I have done it.

So, as you can see, this girl made me crazy right off the bat. Then, she got out of her car, AT THE GAS STATION, with no shoes on. Now I'm not Diddy-Crazy about the no-shoes policy. But let's be reasonable here.

Pop A Cap

Let's start from the beginning. This is a gold high heel, in which the heel is in the form of a pistol. So the people who deserve a punch in the face for this product are as follows:

1. The person who drew up the original design.
2. The person who approved it.
3. The company who manufactured it.
4. The company who hired the purchasing agent who ordered it.
5. The store the displayed it.
6. Any person who buys it.

Seriously, folks, do I need to tell you all of the things that are wrong here? I didn't think so.