I-8 and the RB man

Recently while driving on Interstate 8 between Dateland and Gila Bend we drove past a man who was probably 250 pounds, wearing an orange reflective vest and a camelBak on the side of the road. What was he doing you ask? Oddly enough he was slowly rollerblading. I wanted a picture so badly to show you but unfortunately as he navigated around rocks, blown out tires and rumble strips we breezed by at 80mph. What got my attention to even notice him was the trailer car that was following him...the little construction orange light on the back of the hyundai suv caught my eye just quickly enough to see this man awkwardly attempting a RB trip across America or Arizona. I do wonder why he was doing it, it was 115 degrees for sure and did not look like fun. I was hoping to find him on the internet and the reasoning behind this trip like raising money for cancer or something like that. If that is the case the debate will still be on if he deserves a punch in the face or not...however if this is for Ripley's or pride a punch shall be given.

Birds...

I don't know if you can see it - but in the back seat of this car is a bird in its cage. I don't think you need me to tell you why these people are on this blog.

However, you may need me to tell you that if you have a bird as a pet, you need to be punched in the face! Birds are dirty, nasty creatures that are lucky I allow them to live in nature. In my house? Now that would be insanity.

Are You Feeling Purple?

There are a lot of people who should be punched in the face for this:

1. The person who made those purple pants. Even on a girl they would be unacceptable.
2. The shopper who purchased the pants to sell in their store.
3. The mother who bought these for her son. Then let him wear them with matching shoes to the grocery store today.
4. The kid who put them on.

Honestly, people.

1982 Called

As if it isn't bad enough that she put her hair in a side pony - she used 5000 bobby pins to secure it.

(Sidenote: it is ok to wear a side pony when attending a Journey/Heart concert or any other 80s concert.)