Anybody Wanna Polka?

Word on the street is that this guy knows how to play over 4000 songs on the accordion. He deserves a punch in the face for wasting so much time learning that.

Also, the couple who hired him to be the entertainment at their wedding should be punched in the face! Really? Four hours of accordion music isn't even enjoyable for Germans. It's no wonder they drink so much!

Another Sticker...And A Grammar Problem

For the record, this sticker says, "Your Behind."

Unless this guy is trying to tell me that the back window of his truck is actually my butt, he needs a punch in the face! It is one thing to have a ridiculous sticker made for your vehicle. It is quite another to use improper grammar when doing it.

Which reminds me of a sticker that is on a lifted truck that drives around my town. It says, "No Its Not My Boyfriends." I'm actually beginning to think that our local sticker maker was trying to save money and he bought the system without punctuation.

A Hooker? Or A High School Senior?

I was unable to get a picture to help you visualize this, but take my word for it, all of the parents of Sacramento high school students who had their proms on May 2, 2009, need to be punched in the face!

These girls were wearing dresses better suited for the streets of Las Vegas. I was appalled!